%%tikz --size 800,600
\node[draw, circle] (A) at (0,0) {Author};
\node[draw] (PoP) at (3,3) {\shortstack{Publish \\ or \\ Perish}};
\node[draw] (lambda) at (7,3) {\shortstack{$\lambda$ \\ increases}};
\node[draw, circle] (R) at (10,0) {Reviewer};
\node[draw] (DC) at (7,-3) {\shortstack{Motivation? \\ None!}};
\node[draw] (mu) at (3,-3) {\shortstack{$\mu$ \\ decreases}};
\draw[->, >=stealth, thick] (A) edge[bend left] node[sloped, above] {Needs to} (PoP)
(PoP) edge[bend right] node[below] {$(Re)^*$submit} (lambda)
edge node[above] {Haste} (lambda)
edge[bend left] node[above] {Split} (lambda)
(lambda) edge[bend left] node[sloped, above] {\shortstack{More \\ quantity}} (R)
edge[bend right] node[sloped, below] {\shortstack{Worse \\ quality}} (R)
(R) edge [bend left] node[sloped, below] {\shortstack{Is asked \\ to review}} (DC)
(DC) edge[bend left] node[below] {Coin Tossing Review} (mu)
edge[bend right] node[above] {Delegate to Dog} (mu)
edge node[above] {Ignore} (mu)
(mu) edge[bend left] node[sloped, below] {\shortstack{Shitty \\ Feedback}} (A)
edge[bend right] node[sloped, above] {\shortstack{Random \\ Rejection}} (A);
\node (D) at (5,0) {\textcolor{red}{\shortstack{Wasted Time! \\ Drop of Quality!}}};
%\draw[->, >=stealth, thick] (P) edge[->, bend left] node[above] {Increase $\lambda$ to maximize records} (R);
%\draw[->, >=stealth, thick] (R) edge[->, bend left] node[below] {Decrease $\mu$ cuz don't care} (P);
